Russell Brand - My Fake Diary

Friday, 4 May 2012

First i get slagged off for giving evidence at thee House of Commons because I'm a celebrity not an expert. But I was a drug user and addict for donkeys years before getting clean so I know my onions.

Now they've decided to go for the double whammy and criticize what I was wearing. A sleeveless tank top. Blimey - If I ever become a Minister for Parliament in thee House, I better give Gok Wank a call.