Russell Brand - My Fake Diary

Monday, 9 April 2012

Ole' bluddy West Ham. They're not called the Hammers for nutting.

Lost 4-2 at home last week to Reading. Win 4-0 away at Barnsley on Good Friday. That was a good Friday, I can tell thee...

Now Birmingham at home on Easter Monday. Losing 3-1 at half-time.
The convicted woman beating criminal Marlon King on the scoresheet.
With my own previous bad boy behaviour, I should say let bygones be bygones an' all that.
THEY SHOULD HAVE SENT HIM DOWN FOR LIFE!!
Mind you, We would still be losing 2-1 even without King.