Russell Brand - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 10 April 2012

well shiver mee thimbles. i do declare i was a bit previous and indeed dare i say 'agitated' yesterday when i wrote mee diary entry.

Of course with the accruing time differentials between my temporary home of LA and my spiritual home of Upton Park, East London E13, i unleashed a wrath of hatred towards the bright possibly misunderstood Mr Marlon King - and all because he had the audacity to put the pigs bladder into the onion net against my be-loved West Hammers U Knitted.

I may have overreacted as his team Birmingham were leading the Hammers by three scores to one. But the world turned on it's axis in just 45 of God's own minutes as my prayers to Buddha were answered and West Ham managed to equal the proceedings at Three scores apiece.
The world be a better place today i tell thee. Right, off to my yoga class.

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