Ross Kemp - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 18 April 2012

Just popped round to nan to see how she's getting on.

Took her a copy of the Sky TV guide so she can check when my documentary programmes in Afghanistan, Iraq, and other dangerous places are repeated on Sky 1, Sky 3 or Sky Living.

She looked delighted when I gave her the magazine, but seemed confused when she couldn't find the BBC listings. Turns out for the next three weeks the only thing she'll be watching is the snooker.