Ross Kemp - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 14 March 2012

So my ex wife Rebekah has been arrested again and this time her new squeeze (ok hubby) was taken in too.
hope they didn't poison Raisa the police horse, to stop him talking.

both were arrested at 6am on the first day of the annual racing festival at Cheltenham - so Charlie missed his annual booze fest, as described in the Daily Telegraph.
They didn't hack his phone, he has a regular column.