Robin Hood - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 19 October 2014

OCT 1403

By Thunder! A bare-headed pretty maid waylaid me in Sherwood this day, asking me if I would wish to 'Give Archery Outreach Lessons to Single Maids as part of Empowering Women In Self- Defence Confidence Programme'....She insisted I must attend The Nottingham Centre without my hood, for Security Reasons and must allow my whiskers to grow, 'as 'twould anon be 'Movember' and 'Street Cred is crucial'
I was struck dumb and stared....

I confessed to her that I would gladly teach a maid to pull the bow, my Marion being an example thereof....The wench then disappeared into the Forest...I bethought me , that I had seen the Maid of the Future and wondered if the BBC would one day serialise my life into a trendy, street production

Keep it real
RH


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