Robin Hood - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 16 September 2012

In the caves beneath the old Nottingham Castle, me and my merry men would hide from the well armed local soldiers that outnumbered us.

Nowadays I see that in the caves beneath the new Nottingham Castle, pensioners and policemen hide from the well armed local rioters that outnumber them!

Another question... why do people stand on every corner of Nottingham, saying Beeeg Issshooo Plllease?