Robin Hood - My Fake Diary
Monday, 17 September 2012
I see that a film called 'Robin Hood Russell Crowe. Robin and his men battle the Sheriff of Nottingham' is showing on Canadian television.
The film opens in the middle of the night as the Sherwood robbers run through the forest.
The robbers run through Nottingham and put their horses into a stable.
Lady Marion, wife of Sir Robert Loxley, rouses her servants and demands that they open the gates.
Taking an arrow and setting it aflame, she shoots it at the feet of one of the robbers and tells them that she can see them.
After they leave, she realises that the seeds and grain of Nottingham were stolen and that they won't have anything to plant come spring.
Then it gets ridiculous…
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