Robin Hood - My Fake Diary

Friday, 16 February 2018

So, there I was, swinging through the trees, when I realised that that is what Tarzan does, so I took from the poor and gave to the rich, and then I realised that it what politics does, so I thought what do I do? So I thought that I provide work for middle aged actors to spend time outdoors, and for a while I felt better about myself. Still, I have to kill that pig for supper tonight, so I need to find my bow and arrow and kill it. It will be so much better when the internet has been invented, won't it?

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