Robin Hood - My Fake Diary

Monday, 12 November 2012

My band of Merry Men have gone missing and I cannot find them. Methinks that they may have been kidnapped by sympathisers of the Sheriff of Nottingham. My mobile phone has been quiet and there are no text messages. I wish someone, even the Sheriff himself, would ring or text. I'm so bored without anything constructive to do. Maybe I should catch up on some bow and arrow practise. Stuff that, I'll just go and watch some steamy porn on the 'net!

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