Robin Hood - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 15 September 2012

I came across these jokes on Scatty.com:

Friar Tuck was a monk, so why did he get involved in a life of crime?
It was his habit!

How did Robin Hood tie his shoe-laces?
With a long bow!

Knock, knock- Who's there?
Robin!
Robin who?
Robin the rich to give to the poor!

What did Robin say when he nearly got hit at the archery contest?
"That was an arrow escape"!