Richard Madeley - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 6 September 2008

Richard Madeley and his Massive Cock [Farmyard variety]

4th Sept 2008: Went to Johnson's Farm in the village today to buy a Cock as agreed with my dear wife Judy last night. We both thought what with the credit crunch and all, that it would be a good idea to start breeding from our chickens.

All Mr Johnson had was a 'Dunghill cock' which he said was the largest breed of Cock in Britain. Oh well I'll take it home. Hopefully my Cock won't grow too large. I suppose we will have to wait and see.


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