Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 22 April 2008

In my state of not having eaten for days, my imagination was really playing tricks on me.

I saw some of me old muckers from this strange trip, lined up against the wall, talking, as if everything was as it should have been.

Aidy Chiles, and Christine from the One Show were sat, talking to Alan Shearer, Osama Bin Laden was topping up every body's wine, and offering radishes for people to eat.

Richard and Judy were talking to Heather Mills Macca. Oh, it is a Long and Winding Road that led me here.

I opened my eyes, and was in for an even bigger shock.........

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