Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 27 April 2008

It was a massive game of Connect 4, my opponent was Johnny 'Two jags, and an air freshener' Prescott, and the prize was the freedom of the Western World away from the tyranny of Piers 'Did you tell you about the time I spent with this really big star?' Morgan.

It was a difficult job, but sadly some one had to do it, and that someone was me.