Ralph Nader - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 16 October 2004

Dear Diary today I decided to come out of the closet, I admit I had wanted to come out sooner but could not find the time. I have always admired the Democratic party, but they seemed to pick losers to run for president, so I decided to start a third party. It is not easy being a closet Democrat and having latent Democrat tendacies. However; I have found that I could actually have a chance of being president if I ran as a democrat. John Kerry watch out, I'm going to kick you little tushie and chin back to where it belongs. Ooh did I say that. Only Kidding.