Ralph Nader - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 24 January 2009

Dear Diary,

Today I bought myself an iPod Touch. My screensaver is a picture of Dick Cheney falling off a boat!

I was on iTunes looking at political apps, when i came across one called Recap 2008. When I was looking at it on my iTouch, I found one very true one about me. It read:

"A LATEST SURVEY HAS ANOUNCED THAT RALPH NADER HAS GOT LESS THAN 1% OF THE PRESIDENTIAL VOTE. HOW FUNNY, HE'S EVEN LOSING TO LOW FAT MILK".

Look who's talking Mr Leno!