Ralph Nader - My Fake Diary
Friday, 25 June 2004
Hot on the campaign trail, but have hit a snag. While doing a whistlestop at the De Moines YMCA, I stripped naked, stuck peacock feathers in my ass, and strutted around the lockerroom squawking "CHECK IT OUT, MOTHERFUCKERS!"
Response was negative. Guess I totally misread the Iowa vote.
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