Ralph Nader - My Fake Diary

Monday, 12 July 2004

Ha Ha! I am so evil..still! I went out and bought a Kermit factory, and we are puttin' little wee-wee's on the Kermys. That way children will be exposed to sex at a young age. ANd u cant teach and old dog new tricks, so i went to the pound and adopted every dog over 1 year, and drove home really fast. THen i took them and poisned them with chemicals from under the sink. ANd they died. Now there are only young dogs to teach new tricks. Im evil. AND i love Bill CLinton.

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