Ralph Nader - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 3 July 2004

Dear Diary,

I know I should have focused more on my campaign today, but I just could not get my mind off that poor girl with the burnt hiney. I should have never quit my job at Consumer Reports. Oh Well, live and learn.

I wonder if Kerry will offer me a spliff at his BBQ on the 4th. Are there fireworks? What's this boy to do?