Ralph Nader - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 6 July 2004

Dear Diary,

I am sooooo wicked . Today I threw four Big Mac wrappers and a large soda cup out of my Ford Excursion window as I was driving one hundred miles an hour in a school zone. I bought some rain forest land in South America and am selling it off to lumber companies.

I finished the day by painting the orphans home with lead paint and dumping mercury in the Hudson River.What a great day! I am so glad I have you to share my secret life with.

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