Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 5 May 2011

Dear Diary -

Well I am so glad that all of the Wedding business is over with.

The last two days, it got to where I was feeling so damn cranky. And one time I lashed out at my hubby Prince Albert simply because my female hormones had gone on the blink and my groin region felt as if it was on a runaway roller coaster going up and down, up and down, up and down.

Well. Gotta go. Hubby just told me that Dancing With The Stars is getting ready to start.

Queen Elizabeth (Lizzy + Philly).