Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 9 January 2011

It has been brought to one's attention that some young upstart, namely Charlotte Church has been very critical of one's demeanour.

Of course, one's corgis are filled with shame in coming from Wales and would like me to deal with the situation very Caerphilly.

Her claims that I'm a doddery old woman are completely unfounded - it's just an act to not have to engage in small talk with minor, c-list celebrities.

She is probably bitter because of one's grandson, William did not give in to her advances -- she is a self-proclaimed man eater!