Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 30 December 2010

They pester me constantly about Rowling ... make her a dame, make her a dame, make her a dame. As if it was that easy. Me and my Masonic friends made her what she is, is that not enough. Common is what she is. Common! I won't do it! I'll tell them I can't find a pen.


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