Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 24 November 2009
That big fat blob, Prescott, is due for a visit later on.
I have Waitrose on standby for extra cake.
He want's to discuss a knighthood.
Last time I tried to give him an honour, he ate the medal before I could pin it on.
He was hooked through the mouth like a huge bloated catfish.
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