Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 24 November 2009

Dear Diary

That big fat blob, Prescott, is due for a visit later on.

I have Waitrose on standby for extra cake.

He want's to discuss a knighthood.

Last time I tried to give him an honour, he ate the medal before I could pin it on.

He was hooked through the mouth like a huge bloated catfish.