Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 24 October 2009

Dear diary

I had that Griffin character round here today. I had to offer him tea, but at least I couldn't give him any bourbons because that awful one eyed Scot had snaffled them all.

I don't much care for young Mr Griffin. A bit too cock sure for me, but Phil the Greek loved him, and they had their heads together like a pair of schoolboys.

I think they are planning world domination.

That was a joke, by the way.

Mummy will be coming to see my tonight. I do miss Mummy.

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