Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Monday, 26 October 2009

Dear diary

Whatever will we do with Big Ears?
He's still knocking around with that horsey looking woman.

I asked Philip the Greek to have a word with him, but they just started giggling and snorting like a couple of asses.

I think Philip is quite enamoured of her. Whenever she and Big Ears come round, he leers at her and starts rubbing the front of his trousers.

It's most disconcerting. I wonder, can you still buy bromide from Boots The Chemist?