Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 28 October 2009

Dear diary

Philip the Greek has snaffled all the Gordons again. I don't really mind that. What annoys me is when he tries to blame it on the Chinese.

I asked him quite politely if he had finished the last of the gin, and he went off on one. Screaming and shouting about the slanty eyed people.

It's not so bad around the Palace. It's when he goes for a takeaway that it can get a little embarrassing. One of these days he'll end up with nunchuck round his earhole.

Serve him jolly well right, too.