Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Monday, 14 December 2009

December 14th - Finishing touches to the 'Christmans Speech' - I plan on mentioning Joe McElderry winning the X Factor as I'm a fucking huge fan. I will also be mourning the death of Micjael Jackosn who once taught me to moonwalk and grab crotches. I never understtod why I had to grab his? He was a bad-ass.