Paula Abdul - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 10 September 2009

Dear Diary:

I'm SOOO pissed! If only I had come out, maybe I'd still have my job at "American Idol." I tried to hide it by never marrying and all that cougar-dating behavior, but they never figured out I was gay. "Straight Up" - yeah, right!

So many regrets. I need a cocktail. And maybe my own talk show.