Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 30 June 2011

I am roasting in hell with Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Saddam, Pol Pot, Mao, Che Guevera and I don't feel like listing whoelse.

It is so hot down here in this abode of the damned, I feel so much agony, I am pooping hot coals that increase the fire and I don't get any water to drink at all.

I saw a sign at the entrance that said abandon hope all ye who enter, I want out of this place, it's painful, get me out of here.