Nick C Legg - My Fake Diary

Monday, 9 January 2012

I see the press are having a go at us again, about cut-backs.

In our manifesto, we pledged to pay for an extra 3,000 police on the beat.

Okay, so we've cut 34,000 police jobs - people do nit-pick so!

They'll be going on about NHS cuts next.

At least we've increased MPs expenses limits, and that should prevent the number of members fiddling!

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