Nick C Legg - My Fake Diary

Friday, 2 December 2011

What a night, I spent most of it tossing and turning, trying to think up some lie.. er slogan I mean, that we can broadcast that might improve the parties standing.

I was talking about this problem over breakfast with my two butch body guards, the maid overheard us, and said; "Why not you say to dem, 'Our supporters are ova the greatest of di importancio, and musta be listened to?'"

Great idea we thought.

Of course now we have the problem of finding any.

Hey-ho.