Nick C Legg - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 14 January 2012

I see the Sun's latest voting Intention Poll is Con's at 41% - Labour at 40% - Others at 10%, and we Lib-Dems at 8%.

I can't believe that after joining the Coalition, lying about VAT increasing, spiralling food and fuel prices, swinging cutbacks, increasing MPs expenses, revelations about our fraudulent biggest donor being arrested, and dismantling the NHS, we are so popular.

Life's not too bad after all!

As we used to say at Eton.... er... I forget now.