Mitt Romney - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 16 March 2017

Well, don't this just beat everything! Who knew? All I had to do was act like a pompous asshole while running for President and then if something happens that you don't like, just lie about it! Now why didn't I think of that? And the thing is, I can play an asshole real well, I just didn't realize it was a winning political strategy!