Mini Me - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 16 August 2009

I hate those damn amusement parks. They never let me go on the good rides.

If I have to ride the stupid flying Dumbos one more time at Disney Land or Disney World, I'm gonna go postal!

Why can't I ride the roller coasters? I can wear a seatbelt like everyone else!

Do they think I'll fly out and get hurt? Haven't they seen my Austin Powers movies? I'm always flying off and getting hurt, but it never lasts!

I'm just like that, I guess.