Mini Me - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 25 August 2009

That new Jack in the Box commercial just chaps my ass. They've got their "mini sirloin burgers" being made from tiny cows wrangled by dwarf cowboys riding horses "as big as Schnauzers." (their words)

Where is the outrage? Where is the dismay?

If they were making fun of blacks, you'd have Sharpton and Jesse Jackson and Obama screaming about this. If they were making fun of faggots, you'd have Tom Hanks throwing another hissy fit.

How come they can make fun of little people? Is it because we've worked for years as circus clowns and are supposed to be funny with everything that we do?

I feel like the caveman in that insurance commercial.

Next time I go eat at that restaurant, I'm head butting somebody in the balls.

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