Mini Me - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 16 August 2009

I've decided to share the millions that I have earned in my acting career with other dwarves in a grand gesture of brotherhood.

I'm going to design and build a series of bachelor pad apartments for the real swingers among the dwarves/little people. We'll have smaller sofas, lower counters in the kitchens, lower toilets, and everything will be mad on our scale.

I'm going to be so generous to my midget brothers that I am not going to charge them any rent. I'll call these: Stay Free Mini Me Pads!

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