Mini Me - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 25 February 2009

Heyyo Peeps of this world!

Something really really awesomely stoopid and bad happened to me today! I went to a fairground and they wouldn't let me go on the Demon-Coaster! They said I was too small! Phh! I AM MINI ME! Not one of the octuplets that that woman gave birth to! Gees, where is George Bush and his strange decisions when you need him. One minute he's shooting people in Iraq and the next minute he's living in Texas! God!