Mini Me - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 13 August 2009

Dear Diary,

I hope Dr. Evil comes back from his Antarctic vacation soon. I have been catsitting Mr. Bigglesworth for a month now and I am sick of it. He won't eat anything but cat food made from EVIL animal byproducts. I am not sure how, but he also caughs up hairballs all over my carpet. HE IS FREAKING BALD!!!! I DON'T GET IT!!! I was mopping up one of his messes in the kitchen today and banged my forehead right off the side of the countertop. Oh well, sometimes you gotta take one for the team. Time to go take some childrens' aspirin for my headache and go to bed.