Miley Cyrus - My Fake Diary

Friday, 20 September 2013

Dear Diary - I want everyone to leave me alone and stop saying hurtful things about me.

I am not trying to be Madonna Jr. She has a lot of cellulite. I do not have any, anywhere and everyone knows that because everyone saw me sitting on that wrecking ball naked, which by the way was as cold as an Alaskan iceberg.

People are always jealous of those who are better than they are. It is just the way of nature. And as my good friend Rihanna recently told me, "Girlfriend, it just be's what it be's."

Miley Cyrus