Miley Cyrus - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 13 August 2013

Dear Diary - I don't care what anyone thinks or says, I am going to continue wearing the shortest shorts that the law will allow.

I have a great body and I am going to show it off. I especially want my ex-fiancé Liam Hemsworth to see what he is no longer getting.

My mom agrees with me. My dad says that I am just playing games like Lindsay Lohan.

I am proud to say that I was just voted the Cutest Young Woman in America by the inmates at L.A.'s Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison for Women.

Miley Cyrus

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