Miley Cyrus - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 28 July 2013

Dear Diary - I hate not being in the celebrity spotlight. It seems like ever since Liam and I broke up I am not getting as much publicity as I was before.

I guess that I will just have to start showing more skin by wearing the shortest shorts I can find.

Another thing I am seriously considering is going back to my lap dancing days. I know that will have the paparazzi all over me like quills on a beaver, I mean porcupine.

Miley Cyrus