Miley Cyrus - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 6 July 2013

Dear Diary - I'm fed up with people saying that I am wearing my shorts way too short - well the length of my shorts is no ones effen business but mine.

I can wear what the hell I want and as short as I want. Hell since I have finally realized that I am never, ever getting back together with Liam Hemsworth, I know that I am just going to have to show the crazy Aussie what he is missing.

So I will continue to advertise my 'goods' and let the dudes see what Hemmy ain't getting any more.

Miley Cyrus

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