Miley Cyrus - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 16 October 2013

Dear Diary - My little publicity scheme has worked like a charm. I have now received more newspaper and magazine space than President Obama, the U.S. Congress, and the New York Giants combined.

I knew what I was doing when I was strutting around showing off my cute little body. My mama and daddy didn't raise no fool.

When it comes to showmanship, nobody can hold a candle to me.

And I ain't done yet.

Miley Cyrus