Miley Cyrus - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 5 December 2013

Dear Diary - I don't care what people say, I am going to say, act, and do whatever the friggin hell I effen feel like.

It is my body and I am of age and if I want to flaunt it then I will flaunt it and I don't give a rat's ass what Barbara Walters, Katie Couric, Sean Hannity, or Ke$ha think about it.

I wish that people would just leave me alone. My daddy is right. He tells me that people are just naturally meddlesome and they have to know every little detail about every little detail.

Miley Cyrus

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