Miley Cyrus - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 25 September 2012

Dear Diary -

I love Ashton Kutcher. I recently appeared on his show Two and A Half Men and it was great. He is such a nice guy. We actually got to do a love scene and let me say that afterwards when I stood up I almost fell on my face.

Mila Kunis has got to be the luckiest chick in the world. I swear that if I was not engaged to marry Liam Hemsworth and Ashton was not dating Mila, I would jump on him quicker than Kirstie Alley jumping on a powdered donut.

I hope the producer calls me back to film some more episodes. I swear I loved it so much that I would have done it for nothing.

Ashton said that he liked my new haircut - he said it made me look sexier than I already am.

Oh well, if I can't have him, at least I can daydream about him huh?

Miley Cyrus