Miley Cyrus - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 26 August 2012

Dear Diary -

I cannot believe that just because I got my long hair cut very, very short that there are lots of people on the Internet saying that I did it because I am a lesbian.

That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard.

Ellen DeGeneres, Rosie O'Donnell, Jane Lynch, Mary Cheney, and Suze Orman all have short hair and they're not lesbians.

Ahh...nevermind.

Miley Cyrus