Miley Cyrus - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 23 May 2012

Every day I'm getting thinner.

Yesterday I was locked out of my house but I climbed in through the cat flap. This morning I nearly fell down a drain hole after coming out of the yoga class. This afternoon someone asked me I am the love child of Victoria Beckham and a lap dancing pole.

Has Victoria Beckham had sex with a lap dancing pole?

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