Michael Gove - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 27 August 2022
Well, that is interesting, dear diary.
The BBC has approached me to appear in my own documentary, to be called
Busting Moves with Michael Gove.
I mean I applied to be on Strictly Come Dancing, but Matt Hancock had the desperate to be loved by an indifferent public space already, so I was rejected.
Who knew that dancing in a nightclub in your 50s could lead to all of these new opportunities?
I didn't. I was all set to become the next Prime Minster.
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