Michael Gove - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 5 April 2022

Anyway, I started on my new course today - Advanced Tea-making for larger groups.

Yes, I have taken instructions on how to take bigger orders, safer ways to carry a lot of hot liquid at once, and how not to take it seriously when someone shouts at you for getting something wrong.

I have promised myself a night out in a big fancy nightclub if I pass. Oh, how Boris and Jacob and Davey C back in the old days will regret everything they ever said and thought about me.

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